Outside, Food, Sleep, Snack-GOOD MORNING, World!

The Boy dropped some cocoa puffs on the floor: milk and all. We cleaned the carpet, the cup, and the spoon.
I (Mrs. Jones) gottta' tell ya', as annoying as these little humans can be, they do provide a lot of snacking opportunities. One of our favorite sports involves the little humans.

Run-By-Sandwich Snatching: Quite often, the little humans wander about the house with a sandwich in hand. The best is peanut butter and jelly. *Drools* The trick now is to watch for the larger humans to look away, then make your approach. Quietly, quickly, run past the small human, turn your head slightly and snatch the sandwich with one gulp.

Be aware that the small humans tend to make an awful, high-pitched squealing sound, which I think is referred to as "crying." This will alert the larger humans. Occasionally, after yelling,"You STUPID DOG!" (which we just ignore: obviously it takes some brains and skill to pull his off), the humans will actually attempt to pry the half-eaten sandwich from your throat. This is more humorous than painful, as it is nearly impossible to retrieve a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich from the throat of a determined dog!