I Can't Hold My Licker

"Stop Licking!"

I mean, really, I'm a dog! When was the last time you bathed me? Not that I want a bath, but- I'm dirty-I have a tongue-it works!

Today, I plan to escape again. The last two days, the sun has been shining, the grass smells all dry and crisp, the dogs in the neighborhood are happy and so am I! The smallest human is pretty mobile now. He can even open doors! Twice now, I have been able to sneak out the door when he opened them! FREEDOM! It's so great, I can run and visit all my friends, then when I get tired, My humans pull up in that van with the magic doors again! I'm hoping the Humans don't win this Boba baby-carrier, because then the little human would be tied up and unable to set me free....so, maybe our readers could enter to win so they won't!
~Moses

April Snow Day

It had been so warm lately, why is the white stuff coming back? My nose is cold. I'm spending the day in my chair. I smell garbage. Mmm, Kleenex! I don't even care if it's not used. I'm going to shred it and eat it! Gggrrr...why do the humans yell at me? If they wanted it, they shouldn't have put it in the trash. Back to my chair.
~Moses

After A Long Winter, We're Back!

Owners' computer was down for a while, and since they don't let us in the library, we couldn't find a way to blog. Guess what? We heard a squirrel yesterday! We love this time of year. ALl that snow is melting and our family takes us running almost every day! Yesterday Mrs. Jones was so dirty, they shaved off part of her hair before she could come inside. The nerve!